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Nigerian Joke: I love you, sweetheart | By Beneddy | Add Comment
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, “When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?” Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart…
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife’s reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

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